To the Wonder (R)

I can pinpoint the exact moment when I mentally checked out of Terrence Malick's torturous To the Wonder and started thinking "Wankage!" It was the scene in which Ben Affleck and Rachel McAdams are standing in the midst of a bison herd and nuzzling romantically, like love-struck horses. "What if the animals suddenly started to stampede?" I thought. "Are they being careful where they step? What are they doing in the middle of a herd of bison, anyway? Wouldn't it stink to high heaven there? Couldn...